Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.

There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set.

American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.