Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.

Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more.

When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.

Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.