I don't know how a lot of these nations existed as long as they have till we could get some of our people around and show 'em how to be good and pure like us.

A company is known by the people it keeps.

If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.