When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.
Will RogersI never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
Will RogersThere is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to fix anything at the start. No! They like to sit and watch it grow worse. Then, when it just looks like the whole thing has gone up Salt Creek, why, the English jump in and rescue it.
Will Rogers