It would drive a person crazy to dope out really what does divide the two parties. Prosperity don't divide the two parties, for under either administration the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.

On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

I never met a man that I didn't like.

A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know more than he does.