It would drive a person crazy to dope out really what does divide the two parties. Prosperity don't divide the two parties, for under either administration the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.