It would drive a person crazy to dope out really what does divide the two parties. Prosperity don't divide the two parties, for under either administration the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.

Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.

I bet any Sunday could be made as popular at church as Easter is if you made 'em fashion shows too. The audience is so busy looking at each other that the preacher just as well recite Gunga Din.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.