It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it's the return of my investment

We do more talking progress than we do progressing.

Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.

Well, the disarmament conference is off to a flying start. There is nothing to prevent their succeeding now but human nature.

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.

With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go to tell the whole world: we are the only one with the right idea!

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.