Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

If Wall Street paid a tax on every “game” they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.

There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to fix anything at the start. No! They like to sit and watch it grow worse. Then, when it just looks like the whole thing has gone up Salt Creek, why, the English jump in and rescue it.

So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you give!

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me.