Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.