Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

If Wall Street paid a tax on every “game” they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.

What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their laundries in Memphis?

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.

It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it's the return of my investment