The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over.
The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.
Common sense ain't common.
Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.
He [Calvin Coolidge] is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is a railroad timetable.