The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.

If a man ain't nothin' else, then he's an artist. It's the only thing he can claim to be that nobody can prove he ain't.

America is the first country where people go to the poor house in their car.

Mothers are the only race of people that speak the same tongue. A mother in Manchuria could converse with a mother in Nebraska and never miss a word.

He [Calvin Coolidge] is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.