The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain't half has bad as the things they have been saying right out loud.