The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.