When a fellow ain't got much mind, it don't take him long to make it up.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.

The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.