The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.

Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.