The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

Everytime a lawyer writes something, he is not writing for posterity, he is writing something so that endless others of his craft can make a living out of trying to figure out what he said. Course perhaps he really haden't said anything, that's what makes it so hard to explain.

Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.

Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.