Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

Well, the disarmament conference is off to a flying start. There is nothing to prevent their succeeding now but human nature.

Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.

A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.