Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian.
There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people who think that they do, why, it's not our business to rob them of what little pleasure they might get out of imagining it.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.