Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.

With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go to tell the whole world: we are the only one with the right idea!

Don't wait to buy land, Buy land and wait. Find out where the people are going and buy the land before they get there.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more.