Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Opportunity rarely knocks on your door. Knock rather on opportunity's door if you ardently wish to enter.

On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

I bet any Sunday could be made as popular at church as Easter is if you made 'em fashion shows too. The audience is so busy looking at each other that the preacher just as well recite Gunga Din.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.