The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.

You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their country running good they will defeat their own cause.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is that the Democrat is a cannibal, they live off each other, while the Republicans live off the Democrats.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.