The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.

Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

There is nothing that sets a nation back as far in civilization as prosperity.

You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.

Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.