The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

Everyone wants to vote for the best and most qualified man, but he never runs for office.

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.