The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.

If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.