The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

Nobody wants to be called common people, especially common people.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.