The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again.

There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type just has to urinate on the electric fence himself.

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.