The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

We have the best Congress that money can buy.

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid.

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.