The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type just has to urinate on the electric fence himself.

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.

You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.