Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
We're all ignorant, just about different stuff.
The French couldn't hate us any more unless we helped 'em out in another war.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.
Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.