Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.

You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their country running good they will defeat their own cause.

Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.

More words ain't good for anything in the world only to bring on more argument.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.

There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type just has to urinate on the electric fence himself.