Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any way to prevent 'em from happening.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it's the return of my investment