Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

I bet any Sunday could be made as popular at church as Easter is if you made 'em fashion shows too. The audience is so busy looking at each other that the preacher just as well recite Gunga Din.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.