I never met a man that I didn't like.
Mothers are the only race of people that speak the same tongue. A mother in Manchuria could converse with a mother in Nebraska and never miss a word.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.