There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.

If you want to be successful, love what you are doing.

A woman can make a man feel older or younger than his years if she so chooses. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. Women were made with a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them.

There is nothing that sets a nation back as far in civilization as prosperity.

What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their laundries in Memphis?

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their country running good they will defeat their own cause.