Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.

The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.

Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

We have the best Congress that money can buy.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.