Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.

The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.

That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.

It would drive a person crazy to dope out really what does divide the two parties. Prosperity don't divide the two parties, for under either administration the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.