Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business.

One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.

If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.