Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.

We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there.

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday.

There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to fix anything at the start. No! They like to sit and watch it grow worse. Then, when it just looks like the whole thing has gone up Salt Creek, why, the English jump in and rescue it.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.