You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

Every man is ignorant - just on different subjects.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.