You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.

So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you give!

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

I don't know how a lot of these nations existed as long as they have till we could get some of our people around and show 'em how to be good and pure like us.

There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to fix anything at the start. No! They like to sit and watch it grow worse. Then, when it just looks like the whole thing has gone up Salt Creek, why, the English jump in and rescue it.