Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is a railroad timetable.
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.