I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it.
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.