The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.
If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.
The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.
Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?