When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
I don't know how a lot of these nations existed as long as they have till we could get some of our people around and show 'em how to be good and pure like us.
Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.