Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
A woman can make a man feel older or younger than his years if she so chooses. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. Women were made with a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them.
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out how much injun that made me, but there's nothing of which I am more proud than my Cherokee blood.