Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

Texas is a great state. It's the 'Old Man River' of states. No matter who runs it or what happens to it politically, it just keeps rolling along!

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.