Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

If you want to be successful, love what you are doing.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

Nobody wants to be called common people, especially common people.