Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
Originality will be rewarded in any line.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
The US is safest when Congress is in recess.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?