I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.

We're all ignorant, just about different stuff.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.