Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

If you eliminate the names of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson and Wilson, both conventions would get out three days earlier.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.