Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.

You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their country running good they will defeat their own cause.

The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.