Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

Everyone wants to vote for the best and most qualified man, but he never runs for office.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.