The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the President has to tell 'em.

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

You can't tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get around behind him and see what he has been looking at.

One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.