The stock market has spoiled more appetites than bad cooking.

Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian.

My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out how much injun that made me, but there's nothing of which I am more proud than my Cherokee blood.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Everytime a lawyer writes something, he is not writing for posterity, he is writing something so that endless others of his craft can make a living out of trying to figure out what he said. Course perhaps he really haden't said anything, that's what makes it so hard to explain.

You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?

The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday.