The stock market has spoiled more appetites than bad cooking.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

He [Calvin Coolidge] is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.

You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is that the Democrat is a cannibal, they live off each other, while the Republicans live off the Democrats.

When a fellow ain't got much mind, it don't take him long to make it up.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.