The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set.

The French couldn't hate us any more unless we helped 'em out in another war.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Opportunity rarely knocks on your door. Knock rather on opportunity's door if you ardently wish to enter.