The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.

We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know more than he does.