The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

Labor leaders don't do much laboring after they are able to lead.