On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.