On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian.

People learn more from observation that they do from conversation.

We have killed more people celebrating our independence day than we lost fighting for it.

American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.