I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
America is the first country where people go to the poor house in their car.
More words ain't good for anything in the world only to bring on more argument.