Some say, what is the Salvation of the Movies? I say, run 'em backwards. It can't hurt 'em and it's worth a trial.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

We have killed more people celebrating our independence day than we lost fighting for it.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.