The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.

Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else's life.

The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday.

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid.