The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.

American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat.

We do more talking progress than we do progressing.

There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to fix anything at the start. No! They like to sit and watch it grow worse. Then, when it just looks like the whole thing has gone up Salt Creek, why, the English jump in and rescue it.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain't half has bad as the things they have been saying right out loud.