The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

We do more talking progress than we do progressing.

The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.