Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Opportunity rarely knocks on your door. Knock rather on opportunity's door if you ardently wish to enter.

The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

If you want to know when a war might be coming, you just watch the U.S. and see when it starts cutting down on its defenses. It's the surest barometer in the world.

He [Calvin Coolidge] is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.