The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their country running good they will defeat their own cause.