I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
Will RogersEvery Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of Truth.... Now Rumor travels Faster, but it don't stay put as long as Truth.
Will RogersThe man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
Will Rogers