Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.

There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type just has to urinate on the electric fence himself.

The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.

Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.

Common sense ain't common.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.