Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.

Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there.

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.