The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat.

There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

I never met a man I didn't get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from.

One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.

On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian.