Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.
Every man is ignorant - just on different subjects.
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.