You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

If you eliminate the names of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson and Wilson, both conventions would get out three days earlier.

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.