You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?

Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else's life.

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.

When you're through learning, you're through.

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.