You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.

They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.

The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.

If you want to know when a war might be coming, you just watch the U.S. and see when it starts cutting down on its defenses. It's the surest barometer in the world.

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.