If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
The French couldn't hate us any more unless we helped 'em out in another war.
America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.
If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.