Common sense ain't common.

More words ain't good for anything in the world only to bring on more argument.

Labor leaders don't do much laboring after they are able to lead.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

People learn more from observation that they do from conversation.