Common sense ain't common.

Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

A company is known by the people it keeps.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.

Everyone wants to vote for the best and most qualified man, but he never runs for office.