Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.

Shrewdness in public life all over the world is always honored, while honesty in public men is generally attributed to dumbness and is seldom rewarded.

The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.

More words ain't good for anything in the world only to bring on more argument.