Every man is ignorant - just on different subjects.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.

If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.