The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over.
The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.
When a fellow ain't got much mind, it don't take him long to make it up.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
It takes a lifetime to build a good reputation, but you can lose it in a minute.
It's the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of.