I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to his wealth.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.