The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

America is the first country where people go to the poor house in their car.

Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.

A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.