The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over.

Any person that don't read at least one well-written country newspaper is not truly informed.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.

Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.

Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it.

Work to make a living; serve to make a life.