The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over.

Everytime a lawyer writes something, he is not writing for posterity, he is writing something so that endless others of his craft can make a living out of trying to figure out what he said. Course perhaps he really haden't said anything, that's what makes it so hard to explain.

My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out how much injun that made me, but there's nothing of which I am more proud than my Cherokee blood.

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.