It's the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of.

If you want to be successful, love what you are doing.

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.

Well, the disarmament conference is off to a flying start. There is nothing to prevent their succeeding now but human nature.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.