Easy street is a blind alley.
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
I had never considered marriage, but I had an open mind, and I was to learn after a brief try at it that most open minds should be closed for repairs.