A fellow who is always declaring that he's no fool, usually has his suspicions.
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
It is criminal negligence to leave suckers lying around to tempt honest men.
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.