Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.
The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.