Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

I had never considered marriage, but I had an open mind, and I was to learn after a brief try at it that most open minds should be closed for repairs.