Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

Count 10 over him - he'll get up

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

Failure has gone to his head.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.