I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it.
There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne.
He's a trellis for varicose veins.