There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.

Count 10 over him - he'll get up

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor-unassisted.

Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant.

God help those who do not help themselves.