He's a trellis for varicose veins.
Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.
He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.
A fellow who is always declaring that he's no fool, usually has his suspicions.
God help those who do not help themselves.
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.