There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.

You're a mouse studying to be a rat.

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.