Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant.
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
If you count all your assets you always show a profit.