A fellow who is always declaring that he's no fool, usually has his suspicions.

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.