Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.
He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.