Count 10 over him - he'll get up
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.
The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.
Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.
Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant.
I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.