The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
Count 10 over him - he'll get up
Anybody who can write home for money can write for magazines.
He's a trellis for varicose veins.