Anybody who can write home for money can write for magazines.
The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork.
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.