Anybody who can write home for money can write for magazines.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

What feeling is so nice as a child's hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.