I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.

He's a trellis for varicose veins.

It is criminal negligence to leave suckers lying around to tempt honest men.