I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'

Count 10 over him - he'll get up

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it.

I had never considered marriage, but I had an open mind, and I was to learn after a brief try at it that most open minds should be closed for repairs.

The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor-unassisted.