I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.

Gambling: A sure way to get nothing from something.

The first hundred years are the hardest.

A fellow who is always declaring that he's no fool, usually has his suspicions.

You're a mouse studying to be a rat.

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.