Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor-unassisted.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

Count 10 over him - he'll get up

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

A fellow who is always declaring that he's no fool, usually has his suspicions.