The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.

Gambling: A sure way to get nothing from something.

Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.