There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
Anybody who can write home for money can write for magazines.
I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.
Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.