None of the arts are any good unless you really are great at them.
This stuff tastes awful; I could have made a fortune selling it in my health-food store.
I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.
If I could just hope to have a major talent, then I would rather have it in music than in any other field.