The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.

We stand at a crossroads. One path leads to despair, the other to destruction. Let's hope we make the right choice.

We knew the front door was always left open, but we broke in just to keep in practice. Doxy turned all the Washburn family photos to the wall so there wouldn't be any witnesses.

I don't get depressed; I grow a tumor instead.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

In 1940 I was just turning 5 years old and being taken to the movies. For those of us who were not old enough to understand the horror of war it was a very romantic era because these guys were kissing their wives and girlfriends goodbye and going off to fight and become heroes.

90% of success in life is showing up