The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.

A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings.

I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.

Magic has always been of a great interest of mine. I was an amateur magician when I was young. I used to practice and read up on it a lot. I'm well-aware of the history of magic.

Can you believe that? She says I'm not leader enough for her. Who was she looking for... Hitler?

No one ever wants the whole script. I give the whole script to people who require the whole script but to those people who don't require the whole script I don't give it to them and no one cares. They're relieved not to have to read extra pages that they're not in.

I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend.