It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.
Eternity is really long, especially near the end.
I'm not a big believer in the sense of Jews having a monopoly on comedy.
... years of insanity have made this guy crazy!
The best things in life are censored.
The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.